fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

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raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

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trappedinsanity:

Bubbles appreciation post (◡‿◡✿)

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castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

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anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

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mrgoldsdearie:

Every time I get a follower I silently fangirl because someone actually looked at my blog and thought “imma follow dis”

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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.
Roald Dahl (via exoticwild)

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asylum-art:

Stunning Electric-Blue Flames Erupt From Volcanoes - Olivier Grunewald.

Sulfur Sulfur combusts on contact with air to create stunning blue lava-like rivers of light in the Kawah Ijen crater on the island of Java.Kawah Ijen is one of several volcanoes situated in a 20 km radius in East Java, Indonesia. The caldera of Kawah Ijen harbors a kilometer-wide, turquoise colored, acidic crater lake that leaks sulphurous gases. At night the hot gases burn to emit an eerie blue glow that is unique to Kawah Ijen. The gases emerge from the cracks in the volcano at high pressure and temperature, up to 600°C, and when they come in contact with the air, they ignite, sending flames up to 16 feet high. Some of the gases condense into liquid sulfur, and continues to burn as it flows down the slopes giving the feeling of blue lava flowing.

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helovedherfirst:

theconsultingdreamer:

nyehs:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

HHGHGH TEDISON

"Et penis and et nuts" wow they r starting young

FCUKING LAUGHIN SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

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buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

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the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

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"Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it."

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cassiopeianhercules:

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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THEY’RETOOCUTEICOULDDIE

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life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

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